If I Were the Old Man of the Sea

If I were the old man of the sea I would bathe the lovely mermaids If I were the old man of the sea I'd bathe the lovely mermaids (x4)

At times I feel the shapeliest of mermaids Course through my veins But the feel of these shapely mermaids Of course is only in vain (x3)

I would let the seaweed splash Upon my eyelash I would let the sea weed splash splash splash Upon my eyelash x3

If I were the old man of the sea I would bathe the lovely mermaids If I were the old man of the sea….wee wee seaweeds I'd bathe (the lovely mermaids x4)

Now I dreamt I saw an old mermaids snorkel Down dangle from the ships portal And when I tiptoed to peep in (in a bucket of absinthe) Saw she was soaking her fins (x3)

I would let miss octopus Brush and braid my bush I'd let miss octopus Brush and braid my bush (x3)

At times I feel the shapeliest of mermaids Course through my veins But the feel of these shapely mermaids Of course is (only in vain x3)

If I were the old man of the sea I would bathe the lovely mermaids If I were the old man of the sea I'd bathe the (lovely mermaids x3)